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“I’ve Got Wide Hips Y’all” (Adventures On Frontier Airlines)

Matthew Klint Posted onNovember 17, 2023November 16, 2023 14 Comments

a group of people sitting in an airplane

My second flight on Frontier Airlines, from Denver to Milwaukee, was more in line with my expectations. It wasn’t bad, mind you, but it felt more like I was expecting when I booked a Frontier ticket.

Frontier Airlines Adventures On The A321neo

I boarded the second flight, an Airbus A321neo with 240 seats onboard in an all-economy class configuration, and found my seat all the way back in 35C (there were 40 rows). That’s a lot of folks and nearly every seat was taken!

a row of seats on an airplane

rows of seats in an airplane

Seats are tight and while I don’t think the aisle width is any narrower than Frontier’s competitors, there was a flight attendant who marched up and down the aisle with the following admonition:

“Watch your head, watch your shoulders, watch your knees, watch your legs. I’ve got wide hips y’all!”

She was a big woman, but so good-natured about it (and yes, she did bump me…I was seated on the aisle and wasn’t even sticking out).

Then came the in-flight announcement:

“Please keep the alcohol you brought onboard with you, including the minis, in your carryon bag. You are not allowed to drink them during this flight.”

Right.

There was a young man in front of me who was waving to his imaginary friend before we took off. Seriously. He was on the phone with someone and waiving, but that person wasn’t on the plane…

a person on the phone

He was flirting with the girl next to him (good for him – most boys seems too afraid of that today), but then promptly made a fool out of himself by ordering a double vodka, getting sloshed, and then being cut of by flight attendants.

He also paid with a debit card…not a good sign, ladies. Your partner should know that using a credit card is the smarter option and there are starter cards even for 23-year-olds (he was 23, she was 18, and I doubt the rest is history…).

But the flight really wasn’t bad. I was seated next to a nice older woman who quietly read a book the entire flight. There was another young person across from me who I could not help but notice had an amazing talent at graphic art. She kept quite busy during the flight designing a truck on her laptop…I was impressed.

I bought a snack box, just for kicks, and thought the contents were decent (though I ended up not eating it after a hearty meal in the Capital One Lounge in Denver).

a box of crackers on a table

All in all, another good flight on Frontier.

CONCLUSION

I’m 2/2 on Frontier Airlines…better not jinx it with a third flight. In all honestly, I was very happy I gave Frontier a try. It’s not the sort of carrier I would use for work (I’ll stick to United), but it is certainly one I would use for family trips if we could all go for the price of one ticket on United.

I’ll have a lot more details in full review…stay tuned!

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Matthew Klint

Matthew is an avid traveler who calls Los Angeles home. Each year he travels more than 200,000 miles by air and has visited more than 135 countries. Working both in the aviation industry and as a travel consultant, Matthew has been featured in major media outlets around the world and uses his Live and Let's Fly blog to share the latest news in the airline industry, commentary on frequent flyer programs, and detailed reports of his worldwide travel.

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14 Comments

  1. DaveFromBoca Reply
    November 17, 2023 at 3:04 pm

    Matt.. Why are you such a elitist douchebag ? Who cares one iota about using a credit card over a debit card?
    Ever consider maybe he doesn’t WANT a credit card ? Or is being fiscally responsible and by not being tempted to add on credit card debt, like hundreds of millions of other Americans do ?

    And your weird comment and actual praise about this guy possibly “hitting on females” (on a plane with no escape for the women, if she found this behavior unwanted, btw) was completely beyond inappropriate and uncalled for !

    • Matthew Klint Reply
      November 17, 2023 at 3:42 pm

      Blah, blah, blah.

      Having a credit card does not mean you have credit card debt. Using a credit card responsibly is actually not that difficult. Nothing “elitist” about that.

      He did not act inappropriately. So many men are afraid to even say hello.

      Get over yourself.

      • tda1986 Reply
        November 17, 2023 at 4:51 pm

        I have nothing against people trying to flirt per se, and I’ll even accept your assessment that he did nothing inappropriate…and yet it still struck me as a bizarre comment. With the later context that he was 23 and hitting on an 18 year old before getting drunk on an airplane, is this particular guy really one we should cheer for?

        • Matthew Klint Reply
          November 17, 2023 at 5:08 pm

          I think my final conclusion was that he was a loser and she should stay away, but I feel we are at point in which the “Me Too” movement has been stretched so far that a man even staring or chatting with a woman can now be construed as harassment.

          • Aaron
            November 18, 2023 at 1:56 am

            Nonsense. The problem isn’t men flirting with women, the problem is men who won’t stop when a woman tells him “no thanks” or men who feel they are entitled to whatever they want afrom a woman.

    • Jesda Gulati Reply
      November 24, 2023 at 6:01 am

      Using a credit card doesnt mean you have debt. It means you earn rewards and have protection against fraud and bad merchants. It also means you have coverage for your rental car at no additional charge. Please learn and use it to your advantage.

  2. Maryland Reply
    November 17, 2023 at 5:18 pm

    Flirting can simply be a genuine act of kindness. Even if it only entails a warm smile and holding the door. With good manners you’re halfway there. No alcohol required.

  3. John L Reply
    November 17, 2023 at 5:31 pm

    Only ugly arse women think it’s bad if a guy flirts with a lady.

    Screw ’em. (No pun intended)
    And these same women wonder no non-beta male guy would ever want to date anyone who is into womyn’s rights activism.

    • tda1986 Reply
      November 17, 2023 at 8:16 pm

      Spoken like a true creep.

      • Aaron Reply
        November 18, 2023 at 1:58 am

        Indeed.

  4. Tony N. Reply
    November 17, 2023 at 8:07 pm

    We are like sheep or sheeple, corralled inside the confines of an airplane cabin. Or cows, whichever way you want to look at it.

    • beavis Reply
      November 17, 2023 at 8:32 pm

      moo

  5. Maryland Reply
    November 17, 2023 at 8:23 pm

    Rip Jezebel.

  6. Krempo Dollar Reply
    November 18, 2023 at 7:59 am

    And this, ladies and gentlemen, is what a decline of a civilization looks like under the proverbial microscope.

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