A woman stripped naked and ran through Dallas Fort Worth International (DFW) Airport squirting people with her water bottle while screaming about being a polyglot and then destroying airport equipment.
Naked Woman Rants And Raves At DFW Airport
Unfortunately, we lack context, but a video shows a naked woman prancing about a terminal concourse squiring others with a water bottle.
She screams, “I speak all languages, mother….” while evading the grasp of the security guard (who understandably did not even want to touch her).
A good samaritan offered her a coat in an attempt to cover her modesty, but she ran in the opposite direction and proceeded to knock over some stanchions then throw her shoe at a monitor above a boarding gate until it broke.
The video ends before she is apprehended.
I watched the video so you don’t have to…I won’t embed the video because it is NSFW and even less edifying than this story about it, but I did chuckle at this:
It would have been better if it was Tiffany Gomas pic.twitter.com/imYdcmBu3Y
— Ankush sharma (@Aku_700) March 26, 2025
Alas, the “Crazy Plane Lady” has been banned from American Airlines…though perhaps she might appear at nearby Houston Bush Intercontinental Airport, a massive hub for United Airlines.
We all have bad days, but hopefully not bad days like this…it’s just another reminder of why I’m moving toward alcohol abstinence so as to never even put myself at risk for something like this. Maybe she was a teetotaller who smoked a bad joint or whose body did not react well to Ambien, but my guess is she just had a few (too many) at the airport bar…
Hey, at least Kanye West just found his new wife…
Image: @BoneKnightmare / X // Hat Tip: View From The Wing
Yawn ….Just another day at the office ….
…… Next ?
Often the naked person is overweight and a threat to other people’s eyesight but this person is not. She needs a psychiatric evaluation.
I think it’s drugs. Ecstasy makes users feverish and thirsty. And please let’s not drag the lovely Tiffany Gomas ( now maga influencer ) into this! ; )
Darn I wish I’d been there for her “squiring,” but, alas, I fear it was “squirting.” I agree she should be banned. Shoeless on a plane or in the terminal is just wrong. Plus, she seems the type to try and crawl over me in the aisle seat to get to the lav.
She just did what we all secretly want to do.
We’re different. Finding myself naked at an airport is part of my nightmares not my dreams. I’m guessing me naked at an airport id others’ nightmares, too.
No you don’t enter my dreams Dave. But I guess it’s nice to feel self important
WTF? I make a joke that me naked would be a nightmare for others, and you imagine I feel self important and imagine I actually appear in dreams of others. Get a grip.
just another day at the airports of the USA!!
I know nothing about this, but maybe she took some meds for flying and then drank alcohol. This may have contributed to this?
Purple micro dot and airports never go well together.
Or maybe she’s just suffering from mental issues, ruining her life. Oh what the heck, let’s watch and chuckle.