A former Emirates flight attendant has recounted an amusing anecdote of how she broke up a couple who was getting a little carried away in the galley in the middle of a long flight…yes, the flight attendants are watching you!
Emirates Flight Attendant Busts Up A Couple In Galley Who Just Couldn’t Wait
Marika Mikusova worked as a member of Emirates cabin crew for five years and has since penned three Diary Of A Flight Attendant books. Among her observations:
- Flight attendants are required to “peep” at first class passengers every 30 minutes “just to make sure they are alive and breathing – literally” since the seats are private with closing doors
- “The business-class seats are open so there is no need for such a special – though privacy-invading – treatment.”
- “We have to scan/assess passengers right from the very beginning of the flight, when boarding, till the end. It is to prevent any escalation of a possible problem – a medical case, drunk passenger and so on.”
But perhaps the most tantalizing is how cabin crew must keep watch on passengers who cannot wait to get a room…
We had a couple that put on quite a show right outside our galley. We knew about it and kept an eye on them from a distance, ready to jump in any moment should the ‘frisky’ behavior get more friskier.
And it did! The male passenger was sucking on his lady friend’s lips and pressing her hard against the galley wall.
We had to intervene and send them back to their seats. Then we kept a watch over them. From time to time, we’d walk by and discreetly check on them just in case they decided to continue under the blanket.
If you are caught, you can get in trouble for this, especially if you fly with Arabic airlines.
Two takeaways, first, they should have just retreated to the shower suite:
But more seriously, don’t think you are doing anything covertly onboard…chances are you are not. Emirates has cameras and remember what happened on SWISS recently: it could be that pilots are recording as well…
> Read More: SWISS Crew Films, Distributes Video Of Couple Joining Mile High Club In First Class Galley…
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“The male passenger was sucking on his lady friend’s lips” Is that considered naughty at Emirates? When I read the word “sucking” I was expecting something more spicy.
@Santastico … Naughty , because of the sounds reverberating and echoing in the galley , and also on the cabin intercom when they accidently pressed one’s back on the “talk” button .
The pax were undignified , primitive , canine-type people , as usual .
Congratulations to Emirates for handling these situations before they get worse. Perhaps Penn State should have hired them instead of the former QB of theirs who witnessed a boy being raped in the locker room and ran, only reporting hearing “rhythmic slapping” instead of saving the child.
Isn’t the protocol to shake the supply of Dom Perignon bottles and spray the couple in congress? Someone should teach the male not to munch on the female the way one attack a pizza.
I’ve never done anything on a plane, but I HAVE gotten oral at an airport. Crossed that one off my list just a few months ago.
Poor guy, giving you a Greek kiss at the airport. I hope he has cut his tongue…
Oh it was a lot more than a kiss my friend – would you like me to write a detailed description of the event?
Delta flight attpendants broke it up when I was getting pegged in the lav.