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Breaking News from US Airways (Humor)

Matthew Klint Posted onJune 6, 2012December 9, 2016 3 Comments

You’ll never believe what I just heard from US Airways reservations! Let’s join a conversation already in progress:

ME: That’s right–South African Airways, SA. The airport code is Juliet, November, Bravo.

AGENT: Oh great, thanks–that’s not one I know, since US Airways doesn’t fly there. Now where again is that flight going?

ME: To Munich.

AGENT: Have you got that code?

ME: Mike, Uniform, Charlie.

AGENT: Great! You know the problem is my system here. We’re getting a new one soon. Now it takes me hours to search for flights.

ME: Really? Will the new system allow customers to search for Star Alliance space online?

AGENT: No, we’re holding off on that until later.

ME: Why?

AGENT: Well, we’re merging with American soon and that is going to open the door to a lot of additional places. I am so excited about the merger.

ME: But it hasn’t been finalized yet–it’s not even close.

AGENT: Trust me, sir–it’s happening. And it’s going to be great!

ME: But won’t you lose Star Alliance, thereby going from an Alliance with 25 airlines to one with 11 members?

AGENT: Not at all! American Airlines will be joining Star Alliance.

ME: Really?

AGENT: Oh yes. We all love Star Alliance and US Airways is committed to remaining in the Alliance.

ME: Does American know this?

AGENT: Sure, we’ve made clear to them that they will become part of Star Alliance. Now, where were we? Oh yes, Hamburg. Where’s that?

ME: In Germany.

AGENT: Oh wow! I didn’t know that. Do you have the code?

ME: Hotel, Alpha, Mike.

AGENT: Great, thanks…

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Proof positive that you should always take what a US Airways reservations agent says with a grain of salt…

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Matthew Klint

Matthew is an avid traveler who calls Los Angeles home. Each year he travels more than 200,000 miles by air and has visited more than 135 countries. Working both in the aviation industry and as a travel consultant, Matthew has been featured in major media outlets around the world and uses his Live and Let's Fly blog to share the latest news in the airline industry, commentary on frequent flyer programs, and detailed reports of his worldwide travel.

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3 Comments

  1. oneeyejack Reply
    June 6, 2012 at 3:18 pm

    i LOLed. where do these people get hired from?!?

  2. Timos Reply
    June 6, 2012 at 5:34 pm

    Oh that is awesome! What a laugh! I love chatty agents and some of the things they say!

  3. nelton Reply
    June 8, 2012 at 12:31 am

    what a great news. some us agents are really nice and funny

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