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Review: United Airlines 787-9 Business Class Johannesburg – Newark

Matthew Klint Posted onMay 26, 2023November 13, 2023 28 Comments

an airplane with seats and seats

After a lovely two weeks in Africa, it was time to head home. A long flight lay ahead of me in United Airlines Polaris Business Class from Johannesburg to Newark on a Boeing 787-9.

In This Post:

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  • United Airlines 787 Business Class Review – Johannesburg To Newark
    • Poor Condition Of Cabin
    • Service
    • Food + Drink
    • Seat
    • IFE + Wi-FI
    • Amenity Kit
    • CONCLUSION

United Airlines 787 Business Class Review – Johannesburg To Newark

Some flights are worth gambling for an upgrade on. This is not one of them. As I outlined in my introduction to this trip report series, I purchased a $2700 r/t ticket, which included premium economy on the outbound (which I was able to upgrade) and business class on the return. Having the peace of mind of knowing that my business class seat was confirmed spared me no small degree of stress versus sweating out an upgrade and hoping it cleared.

Recall that I enjoyed a feast with friends at Marble Restaurant in Johannesburg prior to my flight back. Dinner went long and I cut it very close, arriving at the airport just over an hour before departure. OR Tambo (JNB) is quite easy to navigate if you know your way, but does involve a fair amount of walking.

Originally, I was scheduled to fly home on Sunday night, December 11th, but after being away for two weeks, I figured I’d better get home instead of spending the weekend hanging out with friends and reviewing The Westcliff (totally the right move in retrospect). That mean I lost my preferred window seat, but I was able to grab the last window seat on the aircraft, seat 8K, which I still find better than any of the center seats.

I first stopped by the United check-in desk to pick up a boarding pass (I had already checked in on my phone, but always print out a physical boarding pass, if possible, just in case). I was admonished to “hurry” because boarding was about to commence.

a man and woman standing in front of a check-in counter

a group of people in a terminal

Next, I hurried through security and passport control and made my way directly to the gate. By the time I reached the gate, boarding was nearly complete. I walked onboard and settled into my seat.

a screens with information and text

a sign in an airport

a blue sign with red and white text

a group of people in a waiting area

United Airlines 187
Johannesburg (JNB) – Newark (EWR)
Friday, December 9
Depart: 10:00 PM
Arrive: 7:55 AM+1
Duration: 15hr, 55min
Distance: 7,989 miles
Aircraft: Boeing 787-9
Seat: 8L (Business Class)

I took this flight one year earlier, during the pandemic, so I was keen to see the changes in service over the last year.

Poor Condition Of Cabin

What immediately struck me was the poor condition of this aircraft. This was Boeing 787-9 Dreamliner–hardly and old aircraft–but the cabin was in a dreadful state.

For example, my side console was cracked and taped up:

a rectangular white tray with a black rectangular object on the side

a plastic wrap around a white object

a plastic wrap with a yellow label

The siding was torn:

a computer screen on a wall

In the lavatory, the flight attendant call button was broken:

a close up of a toilet paper dispenser

And my napkin had a large hole in it (certainly not intended as a buttonhole…).

a close up of a fabric

I’m not one for complaining outside this blog: I fear airlines can be too punitive toward complainers, especially when they are requesting compensation, and so I generally don’t bother. Still, especially considering I was on a paid business class ticket, I probably could have scored some compensation for the poor condition of my suite.

Thankfully, everything else about the fight was suitable.

Service

Flight time was slated for 15 hours and 52 minutes…plenty of time for rest…but ended up taking even longer due to headwinds.

a screen shot of a computer

Having just indulged in a massive steak dinner prior to the flight, I went right to sleep after takeoff, skipping dinner. Orders were taken before takeoff and I reserved a beef filet, telling the purser taking orders that I would eat it once I woke up.

a screen with text on it

Pajamas are now fully stocked (one per passenger) on Polaris flights over 12 hours, but still only available on request (the menu does indicate they are available). These are not the most stylish pajamas, but quite comfortable for sleeping in. I tried the S/M size this time and the sleeves are simply too short so I will return to L/XL next time, which have trousers far too big but a top that actually fits.

a grey shirt in a plastic bag

I woke up about eight hours later when we were halfway over the Atlantic. A flight attendant named Carol came over to me and cheerfully asked me if I would like to eat dinner.

a television on a bed

While my body clock was set for breakfast, I took her up on her offer. Steak for breakfast? Why not…

I will discuss the meal itself below, but was very pleased at Carol’s attentiveness and for proactively offering me dinner. There was actually some coordination, as I was not asked what I wanted. It took a bit of time to warm up the meal, but about 20 minutes later a tray appeared. Carol even brought me over a hot towel and mixed nuts while my steak was warming up.

Food + Drink

Of course when comparing a steak on United to a steak at Marble, Marble is always going to win. But I actually thought the steak was very decent considering it was reheated at 38,000 feet.

Grilled beef tenderloin
with green pepper sauce, sweet potato mash, sautéed spinach and honey glazed carrots

a hand holding a paper

United does not appear to offer ramekins of hot nuts out of Johannesburg, but I loved that the bag of mixed nuts contained macadamia nuts, which are my favorites (I could eat pecans, pistachios, and macadamias all day long).

a bag of nuts on a black surface

I’m avoiding alcohol as much as possible these days (more for vanity than for actual physical health), so I just stuck to seltzer water with my meal.

a glass of water and a bag of nuts

Once my steak was warm, dinner was served on a single tray:

food on a tray

My single biggest objection when it comes to meal presentation on United is the dog-bowl-like casserole dishes, but I quite like the bowls the main courses are now served in. I had asked that the sauce be left off and was pleased that the only thing the steak needed was a bit of salt and pepper.

The steak was perfectly reasonable and cooked medium.

a plate of food on a table

a plate of food on a table

a piece of meat and vegetables in a white bowl

On the side: an oatmeal bread roll and a mesclun salad with sun-dried tomatoes, croutons, chard, sweet corn and bocconcini balls.

a loaf of bread with seeds on top of it

a bowl of salad with a piece of bread

I ate most of it…

a plate of food on a table

I noticed when I got up to use the restroom that a snack cart had been placed between the front and rear business class cabins. It featured cheese plates and apple tarts from the dessert service (along with sandwiches and other sweet and savory snacks).

a table with food and drinks on it

The cheese was excellent…I loved the soft white cheese with herb crust and even the cheddar was quite acceptable.

a plate of cheese and grapes

a plate of cheese and grapes

The apple tart was not worth the calories…

a food on a plate

I asked Carol if there were any ice cream sundaes left, figuring they would have melted by this point, but she reappeared a moment later with a bowl of ice cream that was only slightly melted (i.e. perfect) and topped in a cookie crumble.

a bowl of ice cream with a spoon

Breakfast was served 90 minutes prior to landing and included a choice of waffles or an omelet. I chose the omelet, which was filled with feta cheese and served with chicken sausage, grilled tomatoes, and a potato cake. A croissant and fresh fruit were served on the side. I had coffee to drink.

a hand holding a white towel

a plate of food and a cup of coffee on a tray

a plate of food on a table

a plate of food and a mug on a table

a bowl of fruit on a table

a croissant on a plate

a plate with food and utensils on a table

Seat

After dinner, I was wide awake and spent the next several hours working.

But first, let me mention that the even-numbered Polaris aisle “window” seats (the A and L seats) only give you one window…or in my case a partial window. You also face out toward the aisle, thus enjoying less privacy. These are not bad seats, but do choose an odd-numbered A or L seat to maximize your privacy and to enjoy three windows instead of one.

a seat with pillows and a pillow on it

a seat with pillows and a pillow on it

a seat in a plane

a close up of a seat

a window with a blue screen

a seat in an airplane

an airplane window with a view of the sky
My seat really only had half a window.

an airplane with seats and windows

Bedding (duvet, day throw, large pillow, cooling gel pillow) remains excellent on United and helped me to sleep well, as did the individual air vents above each seat.

a ceiling with lights and signs

The poor condition of my side console was unsightly, but thankfully it did not interrupt my slumber.

a seat with a white rectangular object on it

a plastic wrap with a yellow label and wires

a plane with seats and windows

IFE + Wi-FI

A wi-fi pass was $28.99 and worked well over the Atlantic, allowing me to get a lot of work done during the second half of the flight.

I also took the time to watch a British movie called Benediction, which was quite thought-provoking.

a screen with a statue of liberty on it

a screen shot of a television

a screenshot of a tv

a screen shot of a computer

a screen shot of a computer

Amenity Kit

United currently uses Away-branded amenity kits. I did not bother to open mine (lately I have just been leaving amenity kits behind to reduce clutter in my office), but have included a list of the contents below.

a black hard drive case on a white surface

a black label with white text

CONCLUSION

We landed in Newark over one hour late…we faced headwinds, which pushed flight time over 16 hours.

a man in a suit walking through an airplane door

a plane parked at an airport

a man walking down a hallway with a backpack

a sign in a room

Look, I am certainly not going to make excuses for United on the deplorable condition of my seat. It is shameful and unacceptable. But I would be lying if I said it ruined my flight. All things considered, I had quite a nice flight with a good rest, two respectable meals, and excellent service from Carol.

No folks, United’s soft and hard product is not industry-leading. But I went to sleep in South Africa and woke up in Newark. I value the direct flight and will choose this flight again when I return to Africa later this year.

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Matthew Klint

Matthew is an avid traveler who calls Los Angeles home. Each year he travels more than 200,000 miles by air and has visited more than 135 countries. Working both in the aviation industry and as a travel consultant, Matthew has been featured in major media outlets around the world and uses his Live and Let's Fly blog to share the latest news in the airline industry, commentary on frequent flyer programs, and detailed reports of his worldwide travel.

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28 Comments

  1. Rich Reply
    May 26, 2023 at 1:19 pm

    Good review.

    I’ve flown 8 domestic flights on UA this month and each plane was dirty and in really bad condition. This has included broken tray tables, dirty seats, out of order lavatories, and taped armrests.

    United is not perfect, but this seems to be a common trend. How is this acceptable and becoming their new normal?

  2. Jan Reply
    May 26, 2023 at 1:38 pm

    In comparison, have not been in a DL 763 (the laughingstock of DL widebodies) in such a terrible condition, as ancient as that cabin is.

    Also that bagged mixed nuts looked like the opposite of luxury. “What is so hard about using ceramics in Polaris?”

    • Jan Reply
      May 26, 2023 at 1:41 pm

      Also no white tablecloth, is this normal for Polaris?

      • Matthew Klint Reply
        May 26, 2023 at 1:50 pm

        Polaris generally has a blue tablecloth, which would have come had I eaten dinner after takeoff.

  3. Jerry Reply
    May 26, 2023 at 2:00 pm

    Any indictment of United is an indictment of all three US carriers. The seats are great, and that’s really about it. Why does United charge $28.99 for Wi-Fi (AA is also $29)? QR is $10, JL is $18 for 24 hours, BA is GBP 17.99.

    Presentation is poor. Quality is low. I just don’t understand it.

    • Jan Reply
      May 26, 2023 at 2:08 pm

      DL is $22

  4. Jared Houser Reply
    May 26, 2023 at 3:08 pm

    The condition of your table is really disappointing. While you’re right it doesn’t ruin the flight, it just takes away some of the feel of flying up front.

    Wonder how long it will be flying around in that condition. Can they fix it next time it has an overnight check at one of the hubs, or is that not getting fixed until it goes to China for heavy maintenance?

  5. PM Reply
    May 26, 2023 at 4:14 pm

    But was Newark really your destination? If you were flying to LAX or wherever else in the USA, is there any benefit to flying ‘direct’ EWR and changing planes there compared to flying via Europe without the hassle of having to retrieve and recheck your luggage?

    • Matthew Klint Reply
      May 26, 2023 at 4:52 pm

      I like really long flights.

      Anything under 12 is too short for me to fully rest. Going to Europe isn’t bad when LAX is my destination (it was), but I’d rather than one 16 hour flight and one six hour flight then two 10 hour flights.

      • ECR12 Reply
        May 26, 2023 at 5:20 pm

        16+6 > 10+10 makes sense if the 16 is on a great product. This plane looks TERRIBLE. I;ve only flown polaris once and had no issue with the hard product, but the food was as bad as anything I’ve had on international business. Certainly nothing I’d want to spend extra time on like I might for Qatar, Singapore, ANA, Etihad, etc. And thats before any consideration for the hard product on this flighht. hard pass for a non-direct route.

        • Aaron Reply
          May 26, 2023 at 7:44 pm

          If he really wanted to maximize his flight time, he could have flown on Qatar…

        • W Ho Reply
          May 27, 2023 at 11:56 am

          ++1000
          Humans are illogical, travel bloggers even more so!
          16 hours on UA, + 6 more again
          Captive much?
          LOL …

  6. Giannis Malles Reply
    May 26, 2023 at 4:33 pm

    May I suggest you fly Delta’s A350s next time, so we can compare the two experiences (United vs Delta) on the same route? I think most readers would be interested to know which one truly has the lead, when it comes to long-haul business class.

    • Matthew Klint Reply
      May 26, 2023 at 4:51 pm

      I’d love to, but Delta prices out too high and I need every trip I take to get up to the $18K for 1K status.

      I do refer you to my (older) A350 review:

      https://liveandletsfly.com/delta-air-lines-a350-900-business-class-review/

    • Jared Houser Reply
      May 26, 2023 at 8:13 pm

      Also if you’re spending $3k or whatever on a long haul flight, most smart people would prefer $3k would of MileagePlus miles over $3k worth of SkyPesos.

      • Jared Houser Reply
        May 26, 2023 at 8:14 pm

        worth of*

  7. RV Reply
    May 26, 2023 at 5:23 pm

    That food looks dreadfully cheap/low quality. I often think that us Americans have developed a kind of stockholm syndrome when it comes to business class on the Big 3, where we subconsciously will praise things that, on many other airlines, wouldn’t be notable at all.

    That being said, I have always had a great experience with the Polaris seat and bedding and I suppose that’s really what is most important.

  8. Cy Reply
    May 26, 2023 at 7:15 pm

    Your argument for United would be compelling if you lived in NYC, but you live in LA.

    So any middle eastern carrier (and Turkish), potentially a European carrier, would seem preferrable for a one stop itinerary to Africa.

    • Matthew Klint Reply
      May 26, 2023 at 7:16 pm

      But I’m also on the status hamster wheel.

  9. Aaron Reply
    May 26, 2023 at 7:29 pm

    “For example, my tray table was cracked and taped up”

    You meant to say side console…

  10. SINJim Reply
    May 26, 2023 at 8:06 pm

    Is it legal to position a snacks tray in front of an emergency exit?

    • Scott Schultz Reply
      May 26, 2023 at 10:40 pm

      During flight sure. I’ve seen it quite a bit. Given the time it takes to get from 38k to ground in the event of an emergency, the flight attendants would have plenty of time to stow the carts. If you’re going down faster than that, I wouldn’t think you’d need the emergency exit anyway.

    • John Reply
      May 27, 2023 at 10:04 pm

      Do you think you’re going to open it at 39,000?

  11. John Reply
    May 27, 2023 at 10:08 pm

    I’d actually take business over Emirates any day of the week. Especially their 777 offering – which should be called premium economy. Qatar is nice but wrong direction. Flying via EU works ok going west. Going east you’re looking at an overnight from the US and most likely sitting all day in EU to connect with an overnight to SA.

    I am a frequent user of both the CPT and JNB flights to the US – they are consistently good.

  12. Goforride Reply
    May 28, 2023 at 11:51 pm

    I wonder if UA has a problem with catering in South Africa.

    That the tray table no-op was reported some time ago by the looks of the dirt on the tape, this must be the dreaded “supply chain” rearing its ugly head yet again.

  13. Tony Reply
    May 29, 2023 at 6:03 pm

    Thanks for your review. Will be flying this route in Polaris in August! Very excited as it will be my first time flying in business.

    I appreciate the review so I have an idea what to expect.

  14. lithdoc Reply
    May 30, 2023 at 9:27 am

    I’ve done this flight and it’s very long. Johannesburg airport also leaves a lot to be desired…

    Polaris cabins were quite a wow when they were new, but they are really beginning to show their age. They’re usually filthy by the window as those areas are almost inaccessible to the cleaning crews. The space for feet is tiny and almost don’t allow you to sleep on your side. I honestly prefer the old ones to these.

  15. Ali Song Reply
    June 7, 2023 at 4:33 pm

    Any flight other than UA is preferable in my case to SFO
    Flying thru transferring at EWR is rookie move … unless you have a significant price differential. Btw the food look horrible but expected on UA …. Like a previous reader mentioned the big three have lowered the bar so far … a plastic pack of peanuts looks good but ultimately to someone who flys a lot as myself in business is embarrassing … and the choices have UA relatively at the bottom of my list even as a 1K flyer

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