Keeping you abreast of all the important travel news, today we focus on 26-year-old Leia Parker, who was busted on a recent flight for her breast size. She may be petite overall, but she’s also hypermammiferous and claims she was forced to sit in the rear galley in a flight attendant jump seat all the way to London.
Woman Sits In Flight Attendant Jump Seat In Rear Galley Due To Her Massive Breasts On Flight To London
As she tells the story, the problem occurred while she was returning to London last month.
Parker, a glamour model and exotic dancer from Twickenham, has claimed that she was forced to sit in a jump seat at the back of the plane and alleges she was “treated poorly” by staff and fellow passengers on a flight from Las Vegas, US, to London Gatwick due to the size of her breasts.
Leia explained that she couldn’t help touching other passengers while squashed into her small economy seat. She claims fellow passengers complained about this and asked cabin crew to move her.
“The seats being small is not good for my boobs – I struggle to not be in other passengers’ way,” she said.
As far as I know, there is no carrier that is currently operating from Las Vegas to London Gatwick nonstop (British Airways is resuming its service next spring), so it is not clear what airline she was flying.
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Parker explained that when she was moved because the light was full, she was seated in the rear galley in a flight attendant jump seat.
“One female passenger said to the stewardess that she wanted ‘this girl and her stupid tits moved.’ She said I kept pushing up against her boyfriend, but there was just not enough space.
“They didn’t have other seats so I ended up spending most of the flight sat in a jump seat in the kitchen bit.”
Thus far, Parker has not received an apology. She should probably thank the airline for not charging her for a second seat…
CONCLUSION
Thanks for the mammaries, folks. Parker is looking for an apology from the airline but has no plans for tit-for-tat retaliation. Now that we’ve milked this story for all it’s worth, we can only advise you to be on the lookout for the woman in 38D. Oh wait, that’s her size…
(H/T: View From The Wing, who introduced me to the word hypermammiferous and for his readers and their many puns, from which I shamelessly borrow)
Titillating tale.
Did Gary teach you “ostenenatious” too? Perhaps you’re a “nip” distracted?
Matt: I am a fan of your posts. These type of articles don’t reflect well about you. Please stay away from authoring articles like this.
Yea, best stick to comparing minor policy disagreements to apartheid.
Go to flyer talk cry baby. Matt always cracks me up. As he would say thx for the click
Mr. Klint ts ts ts… yeah those are big boobbies. She could have easily suffocated someone
Isn’t it totally against regs to seat a passenger in a jump seat?
This feels like something that didn’t actuskky happened designed to get gullible bloggers to give the “passenger” free marketing, and you bought into it.
Finally Matthew has proven to us that he can focus on two things at the same time.
Well, when she’s older that will become a health problem if it isn’t already now. By the way. please tell her that some men prefer very small breasts as a sign of attractiveness.
Yeah, they’re called closeted homosexuals.
aka a plurality of GOP congressmen *coughlindseygrahamcough*
Jerry is on the itty bitty titty committee.
Clickbait in the best sense of the word. A good read for Saturday.
The shameful sexism of this post is just despicable!!!! UGHH – and the pigs seem to enjoy it.
Are trying to be an onion article?
None of this makes sense. How many people would she possibly be “touching” being in her one seat so much so that people would be complaining? Was she walking side ways to the bathroom so that her boobs were touching everyone as she walked by them?
What a goofy article. Or were you being like a 12 year old and giggling about big boobs and wanted excuse to show her picture so dudes can make horny jokes about her? I hope at least you don’t believe there is any validity to this story.
I guess this is a comedy blog now catering to horny teenage boys.
Horny teenage boys are not attracted to something so unnatural like that. I believe that’s a true story, at least she definitely exists for real (unlike her boobs). She did something terrible to herself. As a fan of big breasts myself I’m disgusted and feeling sorry for this silly girl. Definitely not attracted (yikes!)
She doesn’t exist it’s a fake person. All of the pictures are other people that she’s photoshopped on all of her social media profiles. As far as anybody knows if you Google her name and type in fraud you’ll see a whole bunch of models that have complained about her using their images me being one of them. As far as we all know it could be at 300 lb man who’s just stealing money from people and a basement.
Are you serious?
I’m sure she did not sit in a jumpseat! It’s not allowed by any airline!
Also it kinda annoyed me that you said 38 D was her breast size even though I know you were joking. I bet you thought you were being really witty but that was so corny especially since it’s so off and 38 D is a normal bigger size.
This woman probably has psychiatric problems for getting breasts like that.
Just no.
Virgin Atlantic is advertising non-stops to Vegas from London
Foreign carriers should be allowed to have hubs in the US at the first entry airport and allowed to fly domestic only from that hub. That will increase domestic competition in airlines. Vegas would make a great hub.
The photo comes from her social media web page. Have a feeling the situation was aggregated by Ms Parker to develop click bate.
Since she is an entertainer, she should have enough cash to ride in 1st class with Harry and Nutmeg. Now, that would have been a story….
Seriously, what did she do to herself. She looks so unnatural that basically she’s an eyesore. Poor, silly girl.
Someone should’ve told her that most men (including me) are attracted to big breasts but, for God’s sake, natural ones, not some kind of a plastic… Yikes! I don’t even know how to call it. Let’s hope it’s reversible, poor girl.
Obviously a fake, if titillating, story. As pictured, She clearly is comfortably seated in a regular seat. Not crowded at all.
This appears to be from a different flight.
I’m also calling BS on this story. I’m medically obese with 44F chest, always had to sit in economy and never had any issues with other passengers. I think the model is trying for publicity. You can even see in the photo that she fits within her allotted space.
Her parents must be so proud of her…..seriously where do weirdo people like this come from, what happened to them during childhood that made them want to be like this as an adult?
Gary Leff is an idiot, and you’re dragging your superior blog down reposting his trash.
Its been determined that this person is fake amd this never happened. Her instagram photos are stolen photos from other models with her face photoshopped.
Good to hear.
I would love for her ❤️ flying with me. I’d want to join the mile high club with her