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Home » full body scanners » Stephen Colbert Shows Us How to Trick the TSA Full Body Scanners
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Stephen Colbert Shows Us How to Trick the TSA Full Body Scanners

Matthew Klint Posted onDecember 18, 2010 Leave a Comment

Nation, we have a solution to the TSA’s full body scanners: pancakes. Stephen Colbert tells us that "pancakes will allow law-abiding citizens to hide their private parts from the hungry eyes of those TSA perverts." For your viewing pleasure:

The Colbert Report Mon – Thurs 11:30pm / 10:30c
Scanner-Defying Pancakes
www.colbertnation.com
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Not only will the pancakes cover "your sausage and eggs," they will absorb the deadly radiation from the nude-o-scopes and also heat up and brown your pancake for a quick breakfast on the go as you rush to make your flight.

Finally, a solution we can agree on!

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Matthew is an avid traveler who calls Los Angeles home. Each year he travels more than 200,000 miles by air and has visited more than 135 countries. Working both in the aviation industry and as a travel consultant, Matthew has been featured in major media outlets around the world and uses his Live and Let's Fly blog to share the latest news in the airline industry, commentary on frequent flyer programs, and detailed reports of his worldwide travel.

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