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Stephen Colbert Shows Us How to Trick the TSA Full Body Scanners

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Nation, we have a solution to the TSA’s full body scanners: pancakes. Stephen Colbert tells us that "pancakes will allow law-abiding citizens to hide their private parts from the hungry eyes of those TSA perverts." For your viewing pleasure:

The Colbert Report Mon – Thurs 11:30pm / 10:30c
Scanner-Defying Pancakes
www.colbertnation.com
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Not only will the pancakes cover "your sausage and eggs," they will absorb the deadly radiation from the nude-o-scopes and also heat up and brown your pancake for a quick breakfast on the go as you rush to make your flight.

Finally, a solution we can agree on!

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