Caution: Another story about a drunk Frenchman Gérard Depardieu does not like to be kept waiting. The Golden Globe winner and Academy Award nominee also apparently enjoys alcohol. Throw in a flight delay and the combination becomes lethal. It...
Polish Man Wanders Brazilian Airport for 18 Days
And you thought Viktor Navorski was just a fairy tale… Robert Wladyslaw Parzelski boarded a British Airways flight from London to Sao Paulo on 17 June with no return ticket and no money. His mission, which he would later...
Naked Man Barricades Himself in Lavatory on Iberia Flight
Excessive alcohol and flying just do not mix–I’ve made that abundantly clear in previous posts. But sometimes passengers are just crazy (recall the deranged passenger that caused my United flight to divert to Omaha last year). Take the German...
The Lady Who Tried to Steal My Seat…Thrice
As is often the case when I am departing on a weekday from Frankfurt, I stay far longer than I should in my office and find myself making a mad dash to make my flight. Yesterday was no different...
Delta Flight Diverted After Flirting Man Pulls Out "Poisonous" Gas
A guy name Bryan Sisco finds his Delta flight from Dallas to Atlanta is delayed and heads to the bar, where he consumes a few too many–but is not visibly hammered. Though the midst of going through a messy divorce with his...
New Role for the TSA: High School Prom Guards
Coming soon to a high school near you: the Transportation Security Administration. Two girls at a New Mexico high school recently sued their school district, claiming that they were "groped" on their way into their prom earlier in the...
Watch Out! Flight Attendants Get Kung Fu Training
When the flight attendant says to obey all lighted signs, placards, and crewmember instructions, tuning her out with your iPod while smoking a cigarette on your way to the lavatory as the plane lifts off the runway is probably...
VIDEO: WestJet and Southwest Celebrate April Fools’ Day
Today is April Fools’ Day, a day that airlines always seem to have fun with. Check out the two videos below, the first from Southwest Airlines and the second from WestJet. And people thought the Richard Simmons Air New Zealand...
Woman Phones in Fake Airplane Bomb Threat to Stop Her Boyfriend from Leaving
What would you do for love? Deny thy father? Refuse thy name? How about call in a fake bomb threat against an airplane flight? That’s exactly what Grace Guajardo did on Sunday night. Her boyfriend, Rodrigo Gomez, was leaving Santiago, Chile...
Stephen Colbert Shows Us How to Trick the TSA Full Body Scanners
Nation, we have a solution to the TSA’s full body scanners: pancakes. Stephen Colbert tells us that "pancakes will allow law-abiding citizens to hide their private parts from the hungry eyes of those TSA perverts." For your viewing pleasure:...
US Airways’ Offshores Customer Service Department to Little Caesars!
After heralding US Airways for the good service I received regarding a schedule change last week, someone sent me this, from The Consumerist: I booked a business trip for my partner and I to Charleston, SC on a US...
Buck Howdy Pokes Fun at the TSA
The last few days have been quite taxing for me. Four exams last week and another one tomorrow have zapped my energy and left me with little time to blog–as I am sure you’ve picked up on. But I...
Senate Bill Targets TSA Full Body Scanners
The senior U.S. Senator from New York, Charles Schumer, has introduced a bill that would make it illegal for anyone to record or distribute images obtained from TSA full body scanners. While I prefer Ron Paul’s bill that would outlaw...
Hint: Look at Your Airline Meal Before You Dive In
A woman is suing American Airlines for $15 million, claiming she ingested a lizard buried in her in-flight meal. In 2003 (yes, 2003–you’ve gotta to love the speed in which cases move through court in the U.S.), Monserrate Luna dove...
"Would you mind moving from business to economy so my wife can sit next to me?"
I will occasionally run into passengers, almost always families traveling together, who will ask me to move seats so they can be seated next to each other. I think it’s rude to ask, but will generally comply as long...
Humor: The Trials and Tricks of Traveling While Fat
No–this is not a post where I pick on "passengers of size." I do have my fair share of XXL seatmate stories, but they are not nearly as funny as this self-deprecating travelogue by NY Times columnist Rob Goldstone. Here’s a few excerpts: Discreetly, I point...
Woman Faces Three Months in Jail for Stealing Hotel Iron and Towels
If you ever find yourself in Nigeria, don’t even think about stealing any towels from your hotel room. Just like Singapore Airlines taking inventory of the silverware at the end of each flight, apparently the Hilton in Nigeria keeps...
Great Deals Available Now from United Airlines! (Humor)
We don’t affectionately call United Airlines’ website .bomb for nothing. Take a look at these ticket prices recently found on .bomb–talk about the deal of a lifetime! Here’s a steal of a fare on a trip from London Heathrow to...
Do You Suffer from Upgrade Phobia?
I’ve got a bad condition. I call it upgrade phobia. While I don’t fear upgrades themselves, I fear missing them and I stress out over them even when I know I’ll probably get the upgrade in the end. While...
A Cost-Cutting Proposal from a Ryanair Pilot
Just days after Ryanair’s Michael O’Leary suggested that co-pilots should be replaced with trained FAs, Ryanair Captain Morgan Fischer proposed this cost-cutting measure for the budget airline: “I would propose that Ryanair replace the CEO with a probationary cabin...
