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Home  >  Humor • TSA  >  The TSA Presents: The 12 Banned Items of Christmas (Humor)
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The TSA Presents: The 12 Banned Items of Christmas (Humor)

Matthew Klint Posted onDecember 29, 2013December 9, 2016 4 Comments

I love intelligent humor that not only draws a laugh, but makes a deeper point–perhaps a reflection on an pertinent political issue or on society at large that invites contemplation and discussion. A new video out poking fun at the TSA accomplishes exactly that purpose.

As the Christmas season comes to a close, enjoy this–but also think about the bigger message:  TSA carry-on policy is a joke, an arbitrary and capricious list of banned and permitted items does not make us safer.

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Matthew is an avid traveler who calls Los Angeles home. Each year he travels more than 200,000 miles by air and has visited more than 135 countries. Working both in the aviation industry and as a travel consultant, Matthew has been featured in major media outlets around the world and uses his Live and Let's Fly blog to share the latest news in the airline industry, commentary on frequent flyer programs, and detailed reports of his worldwide travel.

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4 Comments

  1. Thom Reply
    December 30, 2013 at 12:49 pm

    Scissors are allowed? I remember a few years ago I had a small pair in my carryon and the TSA took them.

  2. Dimitri Reply
    December 30, 2013 at 3:41 pm

    Ha ha ha, so funny…and true!

  3. Matthew Reply
    December 30, 2013 at 6:09 pm

    @Thom: TMK, scissors are now permitted.

  4. PolishKnight Reply
    December 31, 2013 at 5:41 pm

    In fairness to the TSA, they tried to allow small knives a few months ago:
    http://www.usatoday.com/story/travel/flights/2013/06/05/tsa-knives/2393139/

    And the FA unions protested. With secure cockpits and passengers no longer willing to allow knife takeovers, the issue is now moot.

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