When Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer loosened the informal dress code on the Senate Floor, I don’t think he had naked in mind (leave that to Majorie Taylor Green and her hearings on Hunter Biden). Even so, I could not help but to laugh about the man who was caught on video trudging through Dallas Fort Worth International Airport in his birthday suit who looked suspiciously like the junior Senator from Pennsylvania, John Fetterman.
Fetterman Doppelgänger Walks Though DFW Without Clothes
Fetterman has a style of his own when it comes to wardrobe. He beat a strange doctor in the 2022 Senate race by
showing up brandishing his “outsider” credentials in part by wearing hoodies and dungarees instead of a suit and tie. When he prevailed, he showed up at the US Senate wearing a suit and we thought those halcyon days of athleticwear were over.
But then he nearly stroked out and told the Schumer, “I aint putting on no suit again.” So Schumer did the natural thing and said, “No problem” and now the Sergeant at Arms no longer enforces a dress code that was never even official in the first place.
Now, to Dallas, where a doppelgänger of Senator Fetterman was sighted walking around stark naked, waving to onlookers who stopped to capture the curious spectacle on their mobile phones (video in the link above).
Truth be told, Fetterman was not in Dallas. Instead, it was one of his body doubles who doing advance work ahead of a possible collaboration with Beto O’Rouke, a Democrat who is running for Governor in Texas and has also been accused of waking around with his clothes off.
Or something like that…
— Senator John Fetterman (@SenFettermanPA) September 19, 2023
Multiple witnesses wearing red hats say the Senator left his clothes in the Delta Sky Club near gate A6, but the lines were too long outside for him to go back in to retrieve them so he decided to fly home without clothes.
Hey folks, this is just a lighthearted post. Relax. I like politics so when I can work it into a story tangential to travel, I am going to. It’s parody. As for the naked dude at DFW, I do wonder what was going through his mind. Did he miss his flight to a nude cruise?
(H/T: View From The Wing)