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Review: United Airlines 767-300 Polaris Business Class Chicago – Zurich

Matthew Klint Posted onFebruary 21, 2023February 21, 2023 27 Comments

This week I’m “liveblogging” my trip to Ukraine. Unlike traditional reports, these posts will be shorter and more frequent.


I enjoyed great service by a veteran Chicago-based crew and also managed an extended nap onboard my United Airlines 767-300 Polaris business class flight to Zurich, but United still has a long way to go when it comes to meal service.

United Airlines 767-300 Polaris Review (ORD-ZRH)

After quick stops in the new United Club and Polaris Lounge, I was off to board my flight to Zurich, where a final boarding call had already been made. In fact, my name was paged as I approached the gate.

This flight has been off the schedule for a while, so it was nice to see it back and the timing worked well for my onward connection (the SWISS flight leaves hours later from Chicago).

United Airlines 003
Chicago (ORD) – Zurich (ZRH)
Depart: 03:55 PM
Arrive: 07:55 AM+1
Duration: 09hr, 00min
Distance: 4,443 miles
Aircraft: Boeing 767-300ER
Seat: 12A (“Polaris” Business Class)

Stepping onboard, I found someone in my seat: a non-rev retired pilot. The guy was genuinely clueless he was in the wrong seat (or an incredibly great actor) and I decided against pushing the issue because he had already made a mess unwrapping his blanket and pillow and plopping his personal items down around him.

A flight attendant noticed I was simply standing in the aisle as I attempted to figure out what was going on and she came over and suggested I just take the seat in front of him. At first I thought the two were in cahoots, but over the course of the flight, I determined this was not the case.

The 767-300 skips from row 12 to 15 and I can see how he made the mistake. We ended up having a nice conversation and the flight attendant involved, who turned out to be the purser, provided tremendous service during the flight, so I do not think this was a non-rev game.

Although he had a true window seat in the staggered 1-2-1 configuration, it would soon be dark anyway. Had this been a day flight, I probably would have insisted upon my chosen seat, but since I just planned to eat and then go to sleep, I chose to pick my battles wisely.

Seat

United’s premium-heavy 767-300 features a whopping 46 seats in Polaris business class, spread out over rows 1-18 in a 1-1-1 configuration (remember, though, that rows 13 and 14 are skipped). Seat pitch is 77 inches in full recline mode.

I detest the fluorescent lighting on this aircraft and find the seats slightly narrower (20.6 inches) than on a 777 or 787 Dreamliner, but these remain excellent seats for lounging and sleeping.

After dinner I went to sleep…the Saks Fifth Avenue-branded bedding (comforter, mattress pad upon request, and pillow) is excellent and there are individual air vents above each seat.

IFE + Wi-Fi

Wi-Fi is offered onboard and the IFE library includes hundreds of movies, TV shows, and games. The 767-300 fleet also features the ability to listen in on Air Traffic Control (ATC), though this is at the discretion of the captain and was turned off on my flight.

I love Anthony Hopkins and Anne Hathaway and tried to watch a film called Armageddon Time, but something about it hit too close to home and I could not make it past 30 minutes.

Dinner

Menus were offered after boarding and Diane, the purser, came around to take orders prior to takeoff. She cheerfully greeted me and asked me what I wanted to eat. While she asked those around me for their first and second choice, she only asked for my first choice then thanked me for being a 1K flyer and MillionMiler on United.

Service began after takeoff a tablecloth placed over the tray table followed by a choice of beverage and warmed mixed nuts. Sheila also worked my side of the cabin and we had a good laugh when I ordered San Pellegrino, which she thought was wine (“why can’t you just say sparkling water?” she said with a huge grin on her face and a hearty laugh).

I ordered the seared turbot fish fillet, which was served with brassica fritters (cabbage), asparagus, and gooseberries. Meals are served on a single tray and include a side salad (today, an interesting mix of Arcadian lettuce, edamame, raisins, and watermelon) and a warmed bread roll.

The portion of fish was tiny. While not horrible, it was on the dry side (the Maltese sauce helped). The fritters were not worth eating, though I liked the taste of the gooseberries.

The highlight of the meal was the ice cream sundae cart, which was my first real ice cream sundae on United in three years (sundae service was suspended during the pandemic). I had a sundae with chocolate sauce, almonds, and whipped cream and it was so delicious (I think the quality of the ice cream has improved from pre-pandemic).

I also enjoyed a cheese plate and thought the selection of mild cheeses was quite nice (these cheeses go better with a pretzel roll than with crackers).

Flight attendants were quite efficient with dinner service (which is even more impressive considering the large business class cabin size on the 767-300) and I soon went to sleep.

Lavatory

Lavatories are located in the front and rear of the cabin and the rectangular lavatory in the rear has plenty of space to move. Sunday Riley amenities were offered and I make it a point to always use the facial spray throughout the flight, which keeps my skin better hydrated.

Breakfast

An hour prior to landing, the lights came on for breakfast. Choices were apple ricotta crepes or chicken chorizo sausage with Gruyere-coated eggs, Shakshuka sauce, and grilled pita bread. I had not previously tried either dish and chose the eggs.

The presentation was mildly disgusting, but the chorizo and the eggs tasted good. However, it is a shame United ditched the fresh fruit bowl for some sugary yogurt topped with granola and freeze-dried berries. It would also be great to serve a real, flaky croissant.

Service

The crew was really excellent on this flight…service may be hit or miss, but the veteran crew working this flight was really professional and friendly.

Lovely service onboard UA3 to ZRH

I had a friendly chat with Shiela during the meal service and at the end of the flight she presented me with this note and a gracious thank you for flying United. Tokens like this mean so much to me and surely help to tighten my loyalty to United.

CONCLUSION

We landed in Zurich just as the sun was beginning to peak up over the horizon. It would be a long day ahead, but I now felt rested and excited about what was to come.

United still needs to invest more in its food onboard, but everything else about this flight was great. I’m thankful for United’s extensive network to Europe and greatly appreciated Diane, Sheila, and the other crew members onboard UA3 to ZRH.

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Matthew Klint

Matthew is an avid traveler who calls Los Angeles home. Each year he travels more than 200,000 miles by air and has visited more than 135 countries. Working both in the aviation industry and as a travel consultant, Matthew has been featured in major media outlets around the world and uses his Live and Let's Fly blog to share the latest news in the airline industry, commentary on frequent flyer programs, and detailed reports of his worldwide travel.

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27 Comments

  1. Jerry Reply
    February 21, 2023 at 4:18 pm

    I’ve stopped even messing with breakfast on TATL red-eyes. It’s never that good, and virtually every arrival area has a good coffee shop where I can have a proper coffee and a well made pastry for usually just a few Euros. I’m all for maximizing value in the air, but trading the calories for sleep is just a better calculus for me.

    • Matthew Klint Reply
      February 21, 2023 at 6:08 pm

      And frankly I had one of the most amazing breakfasts I’ve had in months at the SWISS Alpine Lounge, so I really should have just slept through this.

  2. AJ Reply
    February 21, 2023 at 4:25 pm

    The black spots on the berries look like mold as they look like that when I let them sit too long in my fridge. Hopefully not. Glad service was good though.

  3. Jason Reply
    February 21, 2023 at 4:31 pm

    They also need to start printing the menus in the destination language too again. It’s disrespectful and cheap not to.

    • Matthew Klint Reply
      February 21, 2023 at 6:07 pm

      Agreed that it is courteous to have German language printing, especially since LX/LH are JV partners.

  4. Jared Houser Reply
    February 21, 2023 at 4:43 pm

    Is it just me, or are 3-4pm departures to Europe way too early? How do you sleep on a flight like this, it’s leaving at 1:55 your local time.

    If I’m ever flying from the east coast to Europe (would always prefer to depart from DEN/LAX/SFO/IAH) I would always go for one of the 10pm or 11pm departures.

    • Matthew Klint Reply
      February 21, 2023 at 6:05 pm

      As a general rule, I always prefer later departure from the west (SFO/LAX/DEN or IAH if necessary) to Europe, but in this case had I taken DEN-MUC (less than 1/4 full in Polaris) I would have lost an extra day waiting for my train from Warsaw to Ukraine. This schedule, while not ideal for sleeping, was perfect for my schedule in reaching Kyiv.

      Interestingly, I stayed up the night before working, worked on the LAX-ORD flight, stopped my coffee at 8 am, and thus by the time I finished dinner on UA3, I was ready to go to sleep (and did go to sleep).

  5. Willem Reply
    February 21, 2023 at 5:16 pm

    3:55 p.m. Central is way too early for a Europe departure for me to get sleep… would’ve absolutely preferred the later SWISS flight (but not the switch to T5, do you still have to re-clear security or do they have the shuttle running again?)

    • Matthew Klint Reply
      February 21, 2023 at 6:06 pm

      Still no shuttle to my knowledge, but that was not the deal-breaker. Dealbreaker was my connection to Warsaw.

  6. Santastico Reply
    February 21, 2023 at 5:24 pm

    That soupy breakfast looks disgusting. A non-rev retired pilot on your seat… A lot for the best airline in the world.

  7. Anthony Reply
    February 21, 2023 at 6:03 pm

    Malaise sauce? That sounds about right for food on United.

    • Matthew Klint Reply
      February 21, 2023 at 6:06 pm

      LOL. Wow, that was not deliberate!

      • Anthony Reply
        February 21, 2023 at 9:21 pm

        LOL. It’s fitting

  8. Pam Thicket Reply
    February 21, 2023 at 10:40 pm

    There used to be a toilet-themed restaurant in Taipei with food made to look like various types of human waste. That chorizo dish looks like something from that place.

    • Jan Reply
      February 22, 2023 at 10:48 am

      It closed down? 🙁 I got in during the beginning of Covid. That place is so fun, definitely conversation starters with strangers. But it was also tourist trap priced lol

  9. shoeguy Reply
    February 22, 2023 at 7:57 am

    The catering looks disgusting and the plating style screams 1970s and not in a good way. United has though done a good job in overhauling the 767-300ER fleet and the high-density premium layout on the 76s that fly to LHR, GVA, and ZRH are nice. Recently flew to and from ZRH for the WEF and opted to fly LX instead. The UA 76s don’t have a stellar dispatch rate and I’ve been on a few too many flights with them that have had long, mechanical delays. LX was fine, though it too has some work to do on seat comfort and its entertainment system is dated. It is also not the most punctual airline, but it does have great lounges in ZRH and you’ll find a better long haul experience on the 77W over the 333s.

  10. Substitute Steve Reply
    February 22, 2023 at 10:13 am

    Breakfast looks gross. Why do you look angry in your picture? United having good service – I agree – they’ve been great – like our after-xmas vacation (always try to have NYE in a different country or Hawaii). But sometimes they are just way to0 expensive (or maybe it’s because of the Lufthansa segment to Eastern Europe). For over $1k less each way, going with BA to Eastern Europe in June.

  11. Ryan Reply
    February 22, 2023 at 10:25 am

    I don’t understand why United cannot just offer a normal salad.

  12. Stephen Reply
    February 22, 2023 at 4:20 pm

    Looks a lot like shakshuka

    • Matthew Klint Reply
      February 22, 2023 at 4:52 pm

      A lot of red sauce, at least.

  13. Willy Reply
    February 26, 2023 at 11:22 pm

    Ice cream sundaes were proven transmitters of covid, thank your stars that Fauci banned them.

  14. Linyu Reply
    February 27, 2023 at 6:13 pm

    Hi Matthew,

    I have flown the exactly same flight last November. I agree with you on almost all the points. They did not ask 1K members for the second meal choice; and there is indeed room for them to improve onboard meals. I look forward to communicating with you more in the future. Thanks!

  15. Rich Reply
    February 28, 2023 at 9:56 am

    My last 6 Polaris flights were great- except the food. Inedible. Presentation was pretty bad as well. No reason for this…

  16. Ricport Reply
    February 28, 2023 at 10:05 pm

    At least you didn’t have to contend with that horrid Indian food UA keeps trying to push onto domestic F pax.

    • Matthew Klint Reply
      February 28, 2023 at 10:12 pm

      Did you see my story on domestic catering earlier today?

      https://liveandletsfly.com/united-airlines-domestic-first-class-menu/

  17. Lolly Reply
    July 1, 2023 at 10:51 am

    Do they offer noise cancelling headphones? Even though my hearing aids have blue tooth for the audio, there’s too much ambient noise for me to hear it without noise cancelling. My other option is to buy some but I don’t need one more thing to carry.

    • Matthew Klint Reply
      July 1, 2023 at 11:10 am

      Yes, noise cancelling headphones are offered, though not of top quality unfortunately.

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